theme song
- The theme song to The Tom Green Show.
ass
fort
- Tom tries to
figure out
what kinda stuff he can and can't say on MTV.
interview
with derek
- Tom
interviews Derek
favorite
animals
- Tom has a
little contest consisting of petroleum jelly, hair, and
eating.
glenn
hates tom
- Glenn and
Tom's parents get mad at him when he acts like an
a**hole. But you can't really stay mad at him...I mean,
look at his boyish, droopy face...
glen's
number
- Oops...here's
Tom explaining how he "accidentally" gave away Glenn's
phone number.
janeane
garofalo
- Janeane is
really pissed at Glenn for looking at her a certain
way.
mr.
green
- Tom's dad
calls up MTV threatening to sue them if they aired
"Jive Talkin'".
nervous
in the service
- Tom
is explaining his next segment which is "Licensed to
Kill".
tom's
pet
- Tom's cooked pet
is accidentally beheaded
one one one
- Tom is giving out some digits of Glenn's phone number.
prrr on you
- Irma and Eve, the two ladies from "Wiener Toss", are getting mad at Glenn in their own weird way.
tom loves glenn
- Tom expresses his love for Glenn.
semi-automatic jewel
- Tom punishes Glenn by shooting him with the singer, songwriter, and semi-automatic Jewel.
tom wopat
- Tom interviews his guest, Tom Wopat, from Dukes of Hazzard.
mummy
- Tom thinks his mum is a man.
children
- Tom sings a song about children to Glenn's butt.
6 ft. tongue
- Tom says a poem for his date, titled "6 ft. tongue".
glenn is important
- Tom gets a phone call from the ratings hotline saying that the ratings have gone up due to Glenn's appearance on the show.
mr. toughy
- Tom says he can be as tough as Glenn.
tv star
- Glenn wants to know how Tom got in his room to steal his stuff.